The Taste matrix

The Taste Matrix

Unless you are a fat fuck, with endless resources, and nothing to do - The Taste Matrix is something you already consider even if your fortnite playing ass does not realize it.

If you had no budget, no health concern, and your hunger waited for you to finish cooking then making sandwiches or anything would be easy. Just add a bunch of butter, buy the most expensive cut of beef and cook it for a lifetime. But life is cruel, and forces you to make trade offs in everything. Even a sandwich.

Get ready to be red pilled.

The The Taste Matrix is simple. Taste is king. So we optimize for that. At the same time you are trying minimize price, time, and the bad health effects.

Each of the three negative factors get scores from 0-100, you have to keep the total point count below 100. Now you try to get to the highest taste possible.

The Rules

Price: the higher the cost, the more points it takes up

Time: the more time it takes, the higher the points

Health: the fatter it makes you, the higher the points

Taste: out of 100

Tuesday’s Turkey Sandwich

Price: 30

Time: 15

Health: 55

Taste: 80/100

Now go make a sandwich the right way!